Dude You're a ninja!

The way a person would be able to sneak into a room without you or anyone else noticing that they just entered.

A group of people are talking in a circle.

Person A walks behind everyone.

Person B -turns around sees the person just sitting there randomly-

Person B: Dude You're A NINJA!!

by Thequestioniswhoareyou February 09, 2011

You're putting ranch on it

You're putting too much effort in. Stop being so extra.

Sally dresses up every day for school so Tom tells her, Sally you're putting ranch on it.

by Sassygirl143 September 14, 2017

You're a push pen

This is a metaphor that means when somebody pushes your buttons, you come out. (When someone gets you mad, you fully rage.)

Brendan is a push pen
You're a push pen

by AntIs_Cool June 19, 2019

You're talking to a mirror

An insult used to argue with hypocrites, whose words also affects themselves.

Ugly person: wow, why are you so ugly?
Normal person: sorry to tell you, but you're talking to a mirror.

by Old Jun Shang October 01, 2023

When You're High

The only time (besides when you're drunk)where everything you hear/say is fucking hilarious (to you).

High Guy: Dude, this bag of Cheetos is going to fuck a your mom

Dude: That's only funny when you're high...

by Entr' Acte November 19, 2009

You're so bret

To say that someone is so bret is to insult them beyond the point of recover. It is the ultimate diss.

You're so bret.

It could me that you are so:dumb, idiotic,( or a variety of things )

by くりす August 16, 2008

You're dead to me.

A phrase, if used too often and with poor discretion, that eventually loses its initial impact.

Mortimer: Ethel, if you don't pass me that pan of steamed asparagus, I'm serious this time, you're dead to me.
Ethel: Give it a rest, Mortimer.

by bandit bob October 09, 2009