Counting worms

Dead. Deceased. In the grave.

"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

Worm Heart

The fatter region of the penis, typically found towards the mid-shaft-section.

The worm heart bears its name from the bulge in an earth worm where the heart resides. It is a rare sight, but a real lethal weapon.

Bro: "Dude what's that fuckin' bulge?"
Me: "Don't worry about me bro. That's just my worm heart."

Me: "Dude Kelly was loving that worm heart last night"
Chris: "Damn man, I wish I had a worm heart"

by ChrisRickyandtheBillyBoys October 25, 2012

Worm hole

To stick your finger in potting mix before sticking it in someones ears.

Time to give someone a worm hole!

by Loopt March 4, 2017

red worm

when you jack it too hard and you're dick goes red.

Billy got a red worm after a 8 hour mastubation session

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

worm dorm

Where a worm lives when he/she is off getting a college degree

Hey Jim I'm gonna head back to my worm dorm after philosophy class.

by wormdorm?? May 10, 2010

fur worm

The fore arms of a cat when said cat is laying on its back enjoying a vigorous petting.

Watch out, or those fur worms will cut you!

by furwormer March 1, 2011

woolly worm

When a partner defecates a tubular turd on a hairy chest. A variation of this would be an easter basket, where a partner defecates small pellet like turds on a hairy chest.

My girl gave me a woolly worm last night that won't wash off.

by Adam D-z nuts Clark November 11, 2006