wookstain

a mark of cum on something in a friends house that is left from having sex at a party

Chris, you left a wookstain on my bed last night.
I found about ten wookstains all over my house late last night

by jack burtin February 15, 2008

Woodster

To just grab on to a dick and just hold it.

Last night I totally did the woodster to Jason last night.

OH man don't woodster someone.

by SavedbytheLord April 23, 2014

Whoopsadoodle

The act of ejaculating through the ceiling and accidentally or purposely impregnating your own mother. Or lauching your signaficant other/fuck buddy across the room via forceful ejaculation.

Last Tuesday, I whoopsdoodled my own Mother and now I have to whoopsadoodle it again to abort it.

by Doodletrey1 October 17, 2014

Woodsman

A person who only smokes backwoods.

"Is that a backwood?"
"I'm the Woodsman, what did you expect?"

by DemetusLong December 14, 2017

The Woods!

A saying cried by helpless people who have just completed a traumatic hiking experience involving masturbating retards and tent-loving gang-bangers.

"I'm sorry Zoe, it was the woods! The Woods!"

"Hey Joe, ya wanna come to our orgy?"
"No...no more gang-banging, please!"
"Dude, what's wrong with him?"
"??"
"The....The WOODS!"

by CrazyAxer September 27, 2009

Tiger Woods Status

The art of being the man and getting mad girls. (Pimp, Playa).

"He hooked up with five girls tonight, he's Tiger Woods Status"

"Yo I got three different girls blowin up my phone to hang out right now" "Damn, thats Tiger Woods Status"

by Mchrist09 January 13, 2010

Millennial Woodstock

An event where hundreds of hipsters line up in front of Apple Stores all around the world to get the latest iDevice, most camping there for days. You're gonna meet some gentle people there.

This "happening", if you like, usually occurs every fall. It's a generational experience for Millennials - just like the original Woodstock was for Baby Boomers - and thus beyond the comprehension of previous generations.

By those attending, Android users are frowned upon just like Vietnam vets were back in the day and Steve Ballmer is hated as ferociously as LBJ once was.

- "Hey man, where's Alix? Haven't seen her in classes for a few days."
- "She's at the Millennial Woodstock".
- "Oh... I wish my mom would let me too. If I didn't tell her, I could leave today".

by Suntory BOSS September 18, 2014