Winter Balls

When your balls are cold and tighten up. Can be any time of year, but usually during the winter. This is as opposed to warmer environments, when your balls are big, loose, and swinging.

Jake: "Bro, it's cold as hell out here!"
Chad: "Fr man, I got a serious case of winter balls right now."
Jake: "I miss the summer when my balls were big."
Chad: "ong"

by ChiGuy312 November 29, 2021

Red Winter

When you cum inside a girl that is on her period then eat her out.

Hey girl, you ready for this red winter tonight?

by ChaosAC24 November 16, 2023

wintering

1. When it is cold outside and snowing but you are Canadian and you don't enjoy it

Ex.

Person 1: Why don't you want to go out.
Person 2: It's wintering and I hate it!

by ihavegay January 22, 2023

pulling a winter

Killing yourself. Based on the idea of plant life dying during the winter.

chat i’m considering pulling a winter from how hard this test is.

by divinehumanity December 18, 2024

California Winter Railroad

The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.

Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”

by Gannimal October 28, 2021

Winter Fog

When you see fog outside, it actually Jesus smoking his crack pipe

“Did you see that Winter Fog earlier”
“Yeah dude, Jesus got high on crack”

by Charlie The Moth Man December 8, 2022

Winter Rose

Sad darn encrusted wrinkled withered soul or flour a girl who is so hard and and in Case by her own walls no one will ever get in isolating herself leaving her selfish and lonely in this world surrounded by sick of ants and hypocrites herself turned inward no one loves or will ever love something that cannot be touched buy a good clean heart.

Winter Rose; a thorn and crusted sad soul of a flower too cold for itself too cold for the world could have been a beautiful soul and a beautiful girl loving kind in full of joy to spread but instead let herself die inside pretending everybody else was fake and she was the only one that was real sad lonely flower all alone there's never f****** love by anybody'

by Alternateluciferian October 22, 2020