willy for a face

someone who has a willy for a face

"morning ian gray"
"morning"
"i like your willy for a face"
"thankyou"
"no, thankyou"

by matt croft November 17, 2004

wally wally

it's a slang word for a male's ding dong. Comedian Bill Cosby used it on a comedy sketch on his "For Adults Only" comedy album.

Bill Cosby describes going down a hallway to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night nude and his daughter sees him like this, with his cock hanging down. She says, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Daddy's got a wally wally."

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008

Sofa Willy

A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.

Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.

by Joelle Millard April 6, 2007

Touch Willy

An Extreme Form of Brown Nosing

Bob's playing "Touch Willy" with the boss

by Bob Smith UK July 2, 2007

willy wanging

When (mainly males) (unless you be a tranny) are totally naked and do circle movements with their hips so that they get their genitalia swinging round and round in almost-perfect circles. This action is usually done in front of a mirror: it can be very entertaining for guys ya know.

Guy1: Dude, you know that film 'Bruno'?
Guy2: like, who doesn't?
Guy1: yeah, i love the part where he flops his cock out and starts willy wanging.
Guy2: are you bent?

by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009

Pop willy

A variant of wet willy, combining the best aspects of Pop Rocks and wet willys. The person licks or spits on their finger, and then dips it into the Pop Rocks bag coating the finger tip with a layer of Pop Rocks. Then the attacker sticks this finger into the victim's ear canal and twists. The key is to have ample saliva on the finger such that the Pop Rocks start popping right next to the ear drum!

1. (noun) He thought himself a pimp for pulling off a Pop willy against Nahir.

2. (verbified!) Damn!! he just Pop willy'd yo ass!

by Abid May 12, 2008

Willy Gansa

The most wonderful person ever to exist

Person 1: Man i am so lame, I wish i was Willy Gansa

Person 2: Yeah, me too

by Crossroads students August 1, 2008