uncle jeds pocket watch

its when you take your schlong and pull it
out of your pocket so it hangs out over your jeans but its covered by the inside lining of your pocket, seen often with jeans and bigweeners

The bitch asked for my cell phone, and i pulled out uncle jeds pocket watch instead!

by p cutta April 10, 2005

don't watch

Don't watch is another way of saying don't worry about it

"yo what endz you from dawg"

"Don't watch"

by Hoodman Kc June 20, 2020

watching blade

Code for having sex

Tia was watching blade with 3 guys the other night.

by angryyak21 April 20, 2014

WatchDogReport

Watchdog is a bad anticheat on da biggest server on minecraft (hypixel)

You see someone hacking you Watchdogreport him

by Gangstercacao May 5, 2018

Watch Dog Cheat Detection

Hypixels anti-cheat that can detect legit players of cheating but not blatant bhoppers

Hypixels Watch Dog Cheat Detection needs a new change.

by NoHacksJustMyRod October 19, 2018

Watching NatGeo

Another slang for watching gay porn

Joe: I wish they would make a radio that plays music based on data science models for the current day, time and weather.
Dutch: Aight, piss off. I have better things to do.
Joe: Like what?
Dutch: Like watching NatGeo

by Kungfluencer March 20, 2020

door watching

1. Watching a door

2. Standing at an open door watching something on the other side of such door, such as the TV, person across the street, your mom.

1. Shit! I thought I just saw that door move! I better keep an eye on it.

2. I watched the entire lord of the rings trilogy by door watching.

by perennialartist June 18, 2007