John Glenn Westland

Home of the rockets! If you want to be hoed or heartbroken, this is the place to be! Our football team is the munchiest in the nation, and our cheer team follows along to make a perfect match! Everyone is ran through, people light blunts in the bathrooms/locker rooms , and dick is more free than the wigs pulled off in the multiple fights every week! Not to mention we’re the second to worst athletic school in the KLAA east division, after #WayneMemorial ofc! Most people who attend this school don’t know the difference of “your” and “you’re” but, hey, at least our girls bowling team won the state championship!

Boy1: wtddd where you from btc
Girl1: john glenn westland! ;)
Boy1: ah hell nah, when’s the last time y’all won a football game?
Girl1: idk :( those boys just need a little more support :(, can I make it up with some head? :(
Boy1: oh, you nasty rocket.

by Arealassbtc December 6, 2022

Greco-Roman Wrestling

Throw his ass.. In greco-roman wrestling there is a lot of throws.

Person 1: Did you see that Greco-Roman Wrestler throw that kid for 5 points? It was so cool.

Person 2: Throw his ass..
Greco-Roman Wrestling

by IowanCorn2352 December 10, 2023

New Caledonian Clit Wrestling

Verb/Action: Two Women in a pool, on surfboards, try and towel snap each others beans until either one cums or falls into the water. Each contestant must take a hit. You Are allowed to hop on the other opponents surfboard and use Non-Weapon/Melee attacks to the clit.

“Bro, try this new sport out, New Caledonian Clit Wrestling”

by gv_86 October 19, 2025

Charles M. Westington

Host of the very famous the Charlie show™. He is the host with the most and is famous for he's frequent guests of bal, man, and the lord and savior Jesus Christ. he is followed by his cast, crew, and audience members Alex, firework, Abe, sub ink, emvi, BornAlegend, and the very famous ProBot.

"omg i love Charles M. Westington, host of the Charlie show™"

by brass monki balls August 3, 2022