Weiner-Ham Couple

A Weiner-Ham couple in essence is a relationship where a man dates an older woman and a woman dates a younger man. The reason this couple dates out of their age group is because they are both too desperate to find anyone their own age. The man is called the "weiner" and the woman is called the "ham".
A Weiner-Ham Couple can be seen in an example where a boy who is 15 dates a woman who is 18, but won't go out with any other girls who are 15 or below his age. The 18 year old girl also cant get any men her age and abides to go out with this man.
by Don Dukas March 07, 2008
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Weiner whiplash

When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.
Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.
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Weiner wash

Dude where you going?”

“Weiner wash brb
by Panru January 15, 2019
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Teeth Weiner

When you get carried away humping somebody's face and end up scraping your dick too hard on their teeth.
Oh man I ended up with a teeth weiner after last night with Kendra.
by BubbyFlay March 18, 2016
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weiner pig

Easy, sleezy,sluts,whores, bag hoe.
All these hoe's running around calling them skanks,sluts?!! LMAO WEINER PIGS!!!! We're Surro
by Pretty Bird 1041 October 07, 2017
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Pre-Weiner

The need/anticipation for penetration and/or the excitement to be "dicked down" by an appealing individual thats been leading you on all night.
"Giiiiiiiiirl! That dark chocolate man been giving me that pre-weiner all night. I can't wait to get back to his mom's house"

-Adverb- "This fuck boy been pre-weining me all night."

-Verb- "Hey dude, two tequilas, I'm about the pre-wein tf out this ho"
by Straight_wasteD June 28, 2023
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Winter weiner

When you get really horny during the last few months of the year and you need some dick
Dude december is coming up, i need some winter weiner
by Yeeetothehawwww January 02, 2019
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