Non-existent weiner

A male genital that a girl, specifically named Samantha, claims to have, but really doesn't have one.

Samantha claims to have a penis but it's a non-existent weiner.

by Fakeweiner February 23, 2020

green weiner

it means that you have a "smol weiner" because they are refrencing yoda
but secretly yoda has footlong so dont be fustrated from saying green weiner be thankful

you have a smol green weiner,

by dekusfriendbaku May 4, 2020

Weiner weeper

Somebody who cries after receiving penis

That girl was a weiner weeper bro she sucked my dick then cried after.

by anonymous14 May 8, 2020

wyatt weiner

A dope as mother fucker who is hot as shit

Yo check out that Wyatt Weiner over there

by Money heist 2.0 June 1, 2020

Weiner whiplash

When you see a really hot chick and it causes an erection so sudden that it bangs your weiner head against your zipper causing Weiner whiplash.

Hey man.....that chick have me a case of weiner whiplash.

by Dr.Doit August 26, 2020

Weiner neeniers

Weiner neeniers are condoms for hotdogs.

“I’m going to go buy some weiner neeniers from the store.” Said John

by Sinnamonrolo October 23, 2020

Weiner

Hot dog weiner.

"Buy the weiners from the restraunt"

by dj_beans October 26, 2020