Wrestling Johnny

When someone grabs your dick so aggressively that they almost brake it yet it doesn't hurt

"Hey did you hook up with Sarah"
"Not exactly"
"Huh"
"She was wrestling Johnny"
"Wah..., Oh noce"

by Lani_queen00 April 7, 2019

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Wrestlingitis

A developed diseased cause by dedicating all of an individual's time to wrestling to the point where every activity they do has something to do with the sport of wrestling; when everything a person talks about is wrestling or talks primarily only to people associated with wrestling

"I literally cannot talk to Johnny! All he talks about is wrestling!" "You didn't know he was diagnosed with wrestlingitis?"

"Dude, I love wrestling, but Bob over there is diagnosed with wrestlingitis so he literally breathes stance in motion"

Coach: "Ok little Johnny, Bobby over there has stage 3 wrestlingitis so it's most likely you're gonna lose but I want you to give it your best shot"
Lil Johnny:" I don't wanna verse him, last time I wrestled a kid with wrestlingitis, I went myself when i stepped on the line"

by hands_to_face August 13, 2019

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Wrestling

Wrestling is what you say your doing if your having sex and your kid walks in

Kid:”Mommy, Daddy? What are you doing?
Dad:”Uuuuuh, were just wrestling.
Kid:” Can I wrestle with you and mommy?”
Dad: “Not right now, this is uh.. adult wrestling.”

by MidgetMinerSixtyNiner October 25, 2019

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