Wash The Car

Informal slang to say you have to go take a leak.

Well, Time to wash the car.

by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018

monkey wash

When you take a shit and don’t wipe. Then you proceed to jump in the shower to wash your ass! The purpose is to save toilet paper in a pinch.

Last night I was hammered and had to do a monkey wash. Shit happens when you party!

by Las Pilas October 10, 2020

prostate wash

a female douche bag

why did that prostate wash come to our high school reunion? and what's with her douchebag husband?

by specialneeds7744 December 06, 2008

washing the walls

When a man runs back and fourth down a line of urinals while pissing and not stopping in-between urinals. This results in washing the walls with your piss.

"Are you ok. You were in the bathroom a very long time"(said bob.) ya I was just washing the walls(replied Jim.)

by B The Man March 08, 2014

Window washing

When your girl friend/lover sensually grazes her tongue over her lovers teeth.... Being a way of expressing her love to him or her.... A type of erotisism

"Baby window wash me in a kiss"
" babe quite window washing me"

by Didi*hoodini February 25, 2015

Wash Dishes

When a female masturbates in the bathtub.

Becky: What are your plans for the night since TJ's OT?
Tiff: Just relaxing, have to wash dishes later.

by BeanTownRaider April 21, 2020

Yellow Washed

When a non-asian/white person becomes obsessed with Asian culture. Similar to white washed

Wow, my White intern really got into K-Pop. She is soooooo yellow washed

by the909er November 18, 2015