by AdventurousPineapple July 28, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.
by Mappz February 4, 2018
Get the Urban toff mug.To stick your finger up a young girl’s butt when she’s wearing jeans. Typically happens with an older married man with his mistress
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Get the Urban Meyer mug.by Joshua Joestar (MvN) October 11, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.
Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.
Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?
by DavidSights August 4, 2012
Get the Urban Blacksmith mug.The 6-12 month long waiting period to get your Urban Dictionary definition published.
Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Common side effects include becoming impatient, having anxiety attacks, and just forgetting about it until you get an email six months later saying they have approved of it.
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.
(six months later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!
(1 year later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
Jim: Nope, I gotta go through the Urban Wait.
(six months later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: Nope, still going through the Urban Wait. I JUST WANT THE DAMN THING PUBLISHED!
(1 year later)
Bob: Hey, did you get your definition published on Urban Dictionary yet?
Jim: What definition?
by urbanwaiting November 23, 2011
Get the The Urban Wait mug.Person 1: Do you have an Urban Dictionary account?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?
Person 1: Well.
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?
Person 1: Well.
by Aridity July 12, 2017
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