Urban Dictionary

Website in which people who place definitions are required to be waited on for approval.

Person 1: Do you have an Urban Dictionary account?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Why waste my time writing meaningless definitions, only to be waited on by some random people who are biased, who believe that contributing to this ludicrously inappropriate website requires some sort of approval?

Person 1: Well.

by Aridity July 12, 2017

Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.

That boy's an urban toff

by Mappz February 4, 2018

Urban Tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag blowing around the street.

When driving into the city, I saw an urban tumbleweed blow across the road.

by Polkadude February 6, 2013

Urban Blacksmith

A person who uses his or her own hands to warp reality into whatever the situation calls for. Whether it's tools for making pizza cones, or artistic expression through beer cans, the urban blacksmith always comes through, creating just what you need.

Person: Wow, I have no idea how we're going to make pizza cones.

Urban Blacksmith: *Crushes aluminum in hand, and opens hands to reveal the perfect tool for making pizza cones* Why not try this?

by DavidSights August 4, 2012

Urban dictionary

A place where no one votes for my definitions

Fuck shit you bastards let this in to urban dictionary

by Anal fairy September 3, 2018

urban dictionary

it's written by you, although 90% of it is filled with sexual dumb crap.

urban dictionary is written by you!
person: *begins to explore urban dictionary*
person: what the fuck.

by average boi October 31, 2022

Urban dictionary

Basically it's reddit but with word definitions instead of posts

Friend: Yo Fam U use Reddit for your daily memes?
me: Nah bruh, i use ThE uRbAn DiCtIoNaRy

by Spoopy Chicken September 11, 2019