University of Google 

When someone is over-reliant on Google for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Google. This is an especially appropriate characterization when individual is, by reputation, a major ignoramus who has attempted refashioned himself/herself into a pseudo-intellectual since the advent of the Internet.

Guy 1: Anthony is getting unbearable to be around. I'm sick of his dilettantish, whimsical, and flat-out stupid musings about string theory. As I recall, Anthony barely graduated high school and worked at McDonalds for ten years.

Guy 2: Yeah, well, he's currently enrolled at the University of Google.

University of Google by staples 1234 May 7, 2010

Arizona State University 

The largest daycare in America.

Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.

Arizona State University by theredcup September 8, 2019

University of Detroit mercy 

A university offering many majors for building tomorrow's leaders. Also enjoys ass ramming students with high tuition on the promise of "Great Things."

You go to the University of Detroit Mercy?
Yeah, Great Things!

University of Detroit mercy by ProudTitan January 8, 2016

University Highschool 

University High School Charter, commonly known as "Uni", is a public secondary school, built 1923-1924, and founded 1924, located in West Los Angeles, a district in Los Angeles, California, near the border with Santa Monica. University High is part of the Los Angeles Unified School District. It's generally an okay school but everyone there smokes weed and a few teachers are okay but the rest don't give a shit but Marilyn Monroe went here i guess at least our sports teams don't completely suck

fuck University Highschool Charter

University Highschool by nicki's whore November 19, 2019

Vanderton University 

The fictionalized university that is used for settings in the Lifetime Movie universe.

I graduated from Vanderton University!

Vanderton University by Type2GenomeManiac May 12, 2020

Christ (Deemed to be) University 

A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.

Christ (Deemed to be) University by _abraxas_ December 15, 2020

Christopher Newport University 

A school that Jews their students out of money in every way imaginable. They force students to live on a dry campus for three years in severely overpriced dorms, and underclasaman are required to buy meal plans that equate to $15 a meal for shit food. They try to talk up having small class sizes to prospective students, but jew you during registration and make you jump through hoops to get overrides into your classes. The school president is Paul Triblestein, and is the man who implemented many of these policies. Overall, the school feels like a giant synagogue, and every student or alumni will have a story about how they were jewed out of money.

If you want a to go to school and get nickeled and dimed by a bunch of Jews, then Christopher Newport University is the school for you.

Christopher Newport University by aanonaanon June 11, 2018