The best breed of unicorn. Many people adore Mustache Unicorns due to their fancy appearance and disposition. Unlike normal unicorns the Mustache Unicorn loves top hats and fancy monocles. And what is a Mustache Unicorn without a Mustache? Mustache Unicorn's no matter female or male have brilliantly groomed Mustaches that vary in color, shape, style, and size.
by Pegastash February 7, 2017
Get the Mustache Unicornmug. Dude #1 Awww, man did you see that guy Unicorn Shit in his pants?!
Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...
Dude #2 Yeah, it was totally gross...
by RainbowKitty October 13, 2011
Get the Unicorn Shitmug. 1. A single woman that is drop dead gorgeous.
She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
She is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
She is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
by maryjaney January 20, 2011
Get the Golden Unicornmug. ninja unicorns are rare.
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns
strong yet compassionate.
funny and unique
they like art and music.
they make total dorks of themselves.
and are also partially bear.
only 2 in the world exist.
have the agility of a ninja
and are believed to be myths like unicorns
hey you know that one art teacher yeah hes a total ninja unicorn.
get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.
damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn
get the f*ck outta here your nothing near a ninja unicorn.
damn xXadrianXx wishes he was a ninja unicorn
by nooooodle.! January 18, 2009
Get the ninja unicornmug. Since most redheads are generally unattractive... you will find the rare sexy redhead (i.e. not albino and awkward) and you will need to express how you feel about them. As unicorns are a mythical creature, you can see how they relate to seeing a sexy redhead... it just doesn't happen very often.
Did you see that ginger unicorn over there? Man, she's smokin.
Hannah Clayton is the OG ginger unicorn.
Hannah Clayton is the OG ginger unicorn.
by gatattack January 9, 2011
Get the Ginger Unicornmug. Retarded Unicorns usualy are pink and girly. They laugh Either Like "HARDYHARHAR." Or "NUAMNUAM" They find themsleves halarious, when they are actually just making a fool of themself.
by Scene girl. November 12, 2010
Get the Retarded Unicornmug. A mythical creature, often used in fantasy literature. Majestic unicorns are most commonly white and sparkly, with a large, phallic-like horn. Some have wings, although this particular breed is much more uncommon. All majestic unicorns are asexual; they have no reproductive organs and are conceived through sparkles, fairy dust and the dreams of small children.
I wish I had a majestic unicorn, but, I'm not a small child, and they are asexual, so I will never have one.
by iluvunicrns February 21, 2014
Get the Majestic Unicornmug.