twat shot

Photograph of a vagina (also known as cooch, vag, poon, ect.)

John- "Hey man, get over here and check this out."
(Points to computer screen.)
Jack- "Man, that is one nice twat shot. Props to the photographer."

by L Edwards February 6, 2007

TWAT

A soft place for guy to stick there penis & fingers or a girl to stick her fingers otherwise known as a pussy or vagina.

Chad : Oh baby why don't you spread that TWAT so I can pleasure you with my creamy cum!
Kiersten : Wow I just love your cum it makes me feel all warm & gooey inside!
Chad : And I love the feel of your TWAT wrapped around my cock!
Kiersten : Damn I so wet!

by SlopNChop January 28, 2017

twatcher

A twatcher is someone who just reads other peoples twitter feeds and doesn't contribute anything of their own to the conversation--a twitter voyeur. A twatcher may or may not have a twitter account of their own.

Sarah: Did you see that textsfromlastnight Kyle tweeted last night. Haha, two guys.
Becky: You're not on twitter, how did you see that?
Sarah: Umm, it's called an RSS feed.
Becky: Girl, you are such a twatcher!
Sarah: I don't like using at signs and you know that!

by topherjaynes February 25, 2010

frosty twat

-An elderly persons vag-piece that has not experienced any sexual recreation in an extended period of time
OR
-Often times when women stay out in the cold too long (snowboarding, ice fishing, glacier spotting) icicles develop on their woman parts causing them to have a frosty twat.

Could I please have 3 junior bacon cheese burgers, a coke, a 5-piece nugget and a frosty twat with sprinkles, hold the cherry I dont have all day.

by Jali Wilson November 18, 2007

twat

1) Slang term for the female vagina.
2) An inept person.
3) ne 1 who spelz lk dis. r u 1??? u no who u r.

Is it in your twat yet? That's your taint?
Look at that silly twat.
r ne u twats on aol 2?

by Wigga May 9, 2003

thoat

Old-school southern ebonics.
Describes area between jaw line & shoulder.

"Nigga tried to cheat my ass at dice.Had to cut 'dat THOAT.Bet he won't try 'dat shit no mo'."

by L.MARTIN September 14, 2005

Twat-hole of a cunt

It's just to impress your friends that you can collide swear words together to invent a whole new one. ;)

'shut the fuck up you twat-hole of a cunt'

by XxLouLou-LolagexX April 25, 2009