Teenagersnew

a reddit sub that peaked in 2019 in which chronically online people came together and formed a bandit of crybaby gen z mental illness internet swag. there were tons of active users many of which were known by name and face, for the power they held on the site. where are they now? unknown.

i was raised on Teenagersnew nothing can hurt me

by nunyab1znus August 4, 2022

Teenagerly

A word that describes a person who is a teenager and does things that teenagers do.

Mom: "If you do all your chores young man, you can go out with your friends and do teenagerly things."

by theverbbirb October 6, 2022

Teenager

The reality of.being treated like a child but expected to act like an adult.

being a teenager sucks

by Phantom teen December 29, 2022

Teenager

a person who varies from the worst bastard to the polite angel that everyone watches.
The usual age that people abandon their children and lead a happier life. Also, the age where you live in the orphanage until you are 18. Just stay 12.

1: Are you a teenager?\
2: no im not a terrorizing bully that likes to bully kids and smokes and does stuff like search up teenagers in the urban dictionary.

1: oh im 13
2: ok asshole

by Fudgeman124 September 11, 2023

teenager

v. when a teen is being “moody” because they are suffering (overstimulated, depressed, etc) and adults blame puberty because that’s easier than addressing the core issue

Parents are quick to teenager their children.

by Howlongcanthesepseudonymsbe? January 4, 2025

teenager

mfs who are between 12 and 18 years old and have the ability to goon

teenager: *goons*
parent: STOP GOONING
teenager: fuck you
parent: *gets belt*
teenager: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026

Teenagery

When someone is acting like a teen

Mom you’re acting teenagery.

by Ahava Eaden September 7, 2025