When having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee.) and then pin her down so she can't bite you and the ejaculate right into her face and scream LIVE ACTION. When complete with the deed, carefully wrap up the catch with the comforter, remove from the house and release safely into the wild completely naked and unharmed
by THE T MAN August 1, 2013
Get the Turtle manmug. by Cookies for Pilgrims May 9, 2009
Get the Turtle Fuckermug. A dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you run their head into the wall, knocking them out unconcious. Once knocked out, ejaculate all over their stomach, and watch them while they lay on their back helplessly, just like a turtle.
by Rueskibob37 November 9, 2008
Get the dirty turtlemug. Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 7, 2004
Get the Turtle Jerkmug. Describes a dance in which the hands are put in a fist, and put up near your face like you are driving like and old person, and move side to side.
by Alexander "Rookie" Smith April 8, 2008
Get the Raunchy Turtlemug. by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011
Get the Peaking Turtlemug. When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match
by Mr Pie007 February 17, 2010
Get the Turtle Cattingmug.