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Turtle man

When having sex with your partner right before ejaculating, you grab the back of their head and do to the turtle man call (yeeeeyeeeeyeee.) and then pin her down so she can't bite you and the ejaculate right into her face and scream LIVE ACTION. When complete with the deed, carefully wrap up the catch with the comforter, remove from the house and release safely into the wild completely naked and unharmed
I brought that girl back from the bar and gve her the turtle man.
by THE T MAN August 1, 2013
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Turtle Fucker

Person 1: Did you get the email I sent you?
Person 2: No. My computer is being a turtle fucker.
by Cookies for Pilgrims May 9, 2009
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dirty turtle

A dirty turtle is when you are fucking a girl (or guy) from behind on the floor. Just as you are about to ejaculate, you run their head into the wall, knocking them out unconcious. Once knocked out, ejaculate all over their stomach, and watch them while they lay on their back helplessly, just like a turtle.
My girlfriend woke up on the floor in a state of confusion after i gave her a dirty turtle.
by Rueskibob37 November 9, 2008
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Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont spray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.
Now Sandy, be smart. Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch...
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Raunchy Turtle

Describes a dance in which the hands are put in a fist, and put up near your face like you are driving like and old person, and move side to side.
Dana: WHat are you doing?
Alex: The Raunchy turtle, what else?
by Alexander "Rookie" Smith April 8, 2008
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Peaking Turtle

When you have to take a shit to badly that the tip of the poop is coming out of your asshole.
can't talk, sorry! I have a peaking turtle!
by CassidyFapia March 1, 2011
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Turtle Catting

When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match
Holy shit why the hell can't I kill that bitch on the ground? He's Turtle Catting that's why
by Mr Pie007 February 17, 2010
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