Turkish Kebab

When an arrow pierces a man's testicles and then skewers both balls and lodges there still skewering both balls.

Dude, you just gave him a Turkish Kebab!!

by bungusbeefcake July 3, 2011

Turkish Delight

dessert recipe

ingredients:
2 parts semen
1 part gelatin mix

mix ingredients thoroughly in according-sized bowl. follow gelatin mix instructions, using an ice cube tray as container in which to cool the turkish delights. prior to consumption, sprinkle powdered sugar on the treats.

useful when performing The Narnia

Yo what're those Turkish Delights for?- guy 1

I need them to Narnia this girl for april fools- guy 2

by Aslan the lion May 18, 2009

turkish delight

A turkish delight is not the food but infact a used condom and range from being used or broken

Man last night i was so horny and a didnt have a condom so i used a turkish delight

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Turkish Coffee

A slang term describing the process in which 1) a male shits on his partner's face, 2) rubs his butt and nether parts in said partner's face, and finally 3)coaxes the partner into sucking his balls, now covered in his own fecal matter.

My boyfriend makes the best cup of Turkish Coffee--strong and aromatic, just like I like it!

This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.

by Stymey Wilkerson May 17, 2006

Turkish Snowcone

Pretty much a snowcone given to you by a man whore or a European pimp.

Man, you see that Spanish dude, he gave that hoe a Turkish snowcone last night.

by Da Watcher September 7, 2005

Turkish Blindfold

When a man places his testicles over a woman's eyes. Usually done prior to Tea Bagging.

Man, that chick is hot. I wonder if she'd let me give her a Turkish Blindfold!

by cricketb99 August 17, 2010

Turkish Fart

Everyone knows her name , the most foul smelling being known to man. Constantly clearing rooms, changing underwear, and destroying peoples lives.

The boy had to always change his bedding after the turkish fart's left poop particles on it.

by Realist # 1 May 21, 2011