Turkish Couch Bath

The act of getting so drunk that you pass out on a piece of furniture, typically a couch, fully clothed. The “actor” proceeds to blow chunks, traditionally a noodle based meal, on to the furniture and his person. Two or more participating males remove clothing and vigorously wipe down the actor and furniture piece removing said chunks with sponges or clothes, thus completing the “Turkish Couch Bath”.

n. Subsequent cleaning of the furniture by minor children is also referred to as a “Turkish Play date”

C-bone: TJ got so wasted last night that he ended up puking Mac salad all over himself and the couch. Damien and I had to give him a Turkish Couch Bath.

by Big Ticket76 November 26, 2021

Turkish quandale dingle

Member of the TikTok rizz party. 3rd in command but rumours going around that he may overthrow the leader.

“Yo bro have u heard that Turkish quandale dingle may overthrow blue tie guy”

by hellobyewhy April 18, 2024

Turkish Ear Tickle

Two people that both put their penis inside of one persons opposite ears. They then ejaculate and go to the opposite ear and slurp out the ejaculatory fluids. These people then spit the fluids into both nostrils of the person the Turkish Ear Tickle is being done too.

“Wow, that Turkish Ear Tickle was wild last night.” Jeff said.

by TheFreakyDictionary June 4, 2024

turkish bear

a gay hairy fat turkish man,google it,you will be shocked,i warned you!

i just saw turkish bear porn,it was shocking

by TheUrbanBadger October 12, 2016

turkish dagger

when you give someone a coffee enema and then dip your cock in coffee grounds and fuck 'em

I was at Starbucks the other day and gave the manager a Turkish Dagger

by MakeEnumsGreatAgain March 20, 2020

Turkish Mindset

A mindset that only those closely related to a turk can attain. One who has the Turkish Mindset is to be feared. The Turkish Mindset is so powerful that it cannot be properly defined.

Person a: "Hi josh, how are you?"
Josh: "Do not speak to me, you do not have the Turkish Mindset."

by Freaky Mud lover 896 November 12, 2024

Cyprus is Turkish

A phrase used by mentally ill people who are never taken seriously. This phrase was first used in 1958 when the biggest mentally ill and terrorist organisation the TMT, wanted to partition the island of Cyprus between the Hellenic Republic and Cockroach land. This phrased is still used to this day by many Turkish Cypriots in Occupied Cyprus, most notably the propaganda page, funded by the pseudo-government in the occupied side, Young Turkish Cypriots.

Guy 1: What do you believe about Cyprus, the beautiful Greek Island?
Guy 2: Cyprus is Turkish
Guy 1: I see that you are open with your mental illness

by TheCypriotMachine August 3, 2022