Meat trumpet

Eli Melas of redwoord City California is certified to teach the meat trumpet.
Cole Cortner AKA "OLD DIRTY NINJA" of Chinle Arizona is probably his most recognized student.

some claim Cole can blow a better Meat Trumpet than even Elias Melas. what Mr. Cortner does with an even smaller trumpet is mesmerizing according to the ARIZONA SUN Newspaper

Cole blows his Meat Trumpet Morning Noon and Night.

by Old Dirty Ninja June 26, 2025

Trumpet

A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments

I hate the trumpet

by jobug0228 June 7, 2022

Skin Trumpet

A male sex organ witch contains a copious amount of prepuce

Jon’s skin trumpet goes crazy with that extra foreskin!

by Yoursistersplunger October 28, 2023

Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019

trumpet

A smelly old ass holes who is a white male republican who support Donald Trump.

Oh my God, look at all of those trumpets over there.

by Honeymine Moderators November 1, 2020

Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet

Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019

Trumpet

3. Short for Trump Puppet. Those echoing or espousing the political views of Donald Trump

The MAGA trumpets were in full form at the insurrection.

by anonymous October 17, 2023