sloppy toppy

the act of a person sucking on a cock full of cum and/or spit. also the thing that I wish I could do with my crush ;)

Martina gave Joe a sloppy toppy on the car tonight, it was so messy!

by 6ato April 24, 2024

Q-Topping

Having intercourse with your 1st cousin.

Q-Top loves Q-Topping

by LetIanCook May 6, 2024

Q-Topping

To have sex with your first cousin while using the Bible as justification.

He’s been Q-Topping recently: found out he was screwing his cousin and got mad, so he showed me Bible verses that explicitly don’t mention cousins.

by CONiner May 6, 2024

sloppy toppy

some head that is sooooo good, that you want to get down on your knees & thank whomever created this person
.. consists of lots of sucking, slurping, double hand twists, deep throating & an excessive amount of saliva... usually running down to for backside

friend : so how was it?

me : i got that sloppy toppy
friend : you lying
me : that toppy was sooooo sloppy I literally had to go wipe my ass afterwards
friend : mmmmaaaannn

by d i z k o 2 0 8 May 12, 2024

Q-Topper

Someone who is with their own cousin but doesn't see anything wrong with it since cousins aren't mentioned in the Bible.

A: "Have you heard about Dave? He ran away with his cousin Emily to get married!"
B: "No way! I can't believe it!"
A: "Yep, he's a Q-Topper. Spent all yesterday trying to explain the bible's perspective to me."

by CONiner May 14, 2024

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024

Coffin Topper

A photo worthy of remembrance placed on top of coffin.

“That’s such a great photo of Gran, definitely a coffin topper.”

by Dani Lyons July 10, 2024