pencil topping

When you let a turd so long and thick it can come out your ass and go strait down the toilet hole as 1 piece

Dude I was pencil topping so bad when I finally cracked it off it was still laying on the seat.

by Cooter polluter October 16, 2017

fuzzy toppings

Pubes left behind on toilet seats in public restrooms.

Dude, that restroom is disgusting. There's shit on the walls, piss on the floors, fuzzy toppings everywhere....

by Jubei69 December 12, 2017

d topping

something you do with your boy fick on top yaknow what im sayin?

"jimmy and bob were totally d topping last night!"

by hiya sisters May 17, 2018

Merry Toppins

A bastardization of "Marry Poppins" used to describe topping off a high with a couple of extra hits just upon departure from Pike's Peak (see: pike's peak)

Let's have a quick very Merry Toppins

by MerryPoppins September 4, 2018

james topping

A strong as fuck mother fucker who is a Sex God and a secret soft ass

Look at that hunk he's such a James topping

by Truthhurtsbitches1234567890 October 14, 2019

Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.

Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.

by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019

spot topping

blow job given by a basking shark

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark

by resolvedclock June 19, 2021