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Skibidi Toilet

A skibidi Toilet is a thing where you mutilate someones neck up and slap it onto a toilet.
It is also a series Created by DaFuqBoom
"Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler, you're so skibidi, you're so fanum tax."
This is also used in a very popular song named "Fanum Tax"
In this context Skibidi is being used to describe you.
(A skibidi Toilet is a thing where you mutilate someones neck up and slap it onto a toilet.
It is also a series Created by DaFuqBoom)
by FoxMan3009 October 19, 2023
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explode into the toilet

After eating the tuna sandwich I got from the drug store I had to explode into the toilet.
by xBrokenglass June 18, 2008
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Toilet Tunes

Different arrays of farts with distinct sounds released while in the toilet (or any place). For example, the ass releases a sifting sound while the poop rushes down into the toilet water. Now the people listening from outside - either someone curious or someone waiting - will recognize it as a toilet tune. Some freaks will even record the fart sound and put it on their ring tone. Some legal issues have been filed due to lacking permission for using the sound without consent.
Bust out some toilet tunes off the freestyle my homie.
by Chief Rocka Kaka July 3, 2007
mugGet the Toilet Tunesmug.

toilet clams

The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.
I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!
by DriftPenalty November 5, 2017
mugGet the toilet clamsmug.

Toilet games

Those stupid app games that you only play because you're bored on the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey man you tried that new golf phone game?
Guy 2: Yeah! That's one of my toilet games! Lol
by Karab okama August 11, 2019
mugGet the Toilet gamesmug.

Toilet Triathalon

When you beat off, take a piss, and drop a deuce all in the same session in the bathroom
I had already beaten off but then i decided top go for the toilet triathalon.
by jeffbeeck1997 April 27, 2015
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toilet browsing

The act of taking a device to the toilet and spending many hours there, not pooping/peeing
Dave took his laptop to the bathroom and was toilet browsing until his sister caught him.
by Gaming withcall June 4, 2017
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