Toilet paper

The cure for COVID-19

1. Hey what’s that

2: toilet paper
1. Oh what’s it for?
2. Oh you don’t know....?

by Rubyien March 15, 2020

Toilet Tunes

Different arrays of farts with distinct sounds released while in the toilet (or any place). For example, the ass releases a sifting sound while the poop rushes down into the toilet water. Now the people listening from outside - either someone curious or someone waiting - will recognize it as a toilet tune. Some freaks will even record the fart sound and put it on their ring tone. Some legal issues have been filed due to lacking permission for using the sound without consent.

Bust out some toilet tunes off the freestyle my homie.

by Chief Rocka Kaka July 3, 2007

explode into the toilet

To violently crap into the toilet.

After eating the tuna sandwich I got from the drug store I had to explode into the toilet.

by xBrokenglass June 18, 2008

Toilet Toddler

Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!

That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.

by AgentDaleCooper May 31, 2017

toilet nigga

a nigga who spends 30 minutes on the toilet.

this nigga is a toilet nigga

by 1400gaijin April 19, 2018

Toilet Splash

When you are on the toilet and you take a shit sometimes water will splash your asshole therefor making it a toilet splash.

Bro I took shit and the toilet splashed my ass I don’t even need to wipe.

by JohnDoe445 March 14, 2019

to Drown the toilet

To take a water shit

I got diarrhea from those tacos last night and had to drown the toilet this morning.

by Mr. santorum May 24, 2012