1. Did you hear what Nick did to me yesterday, he totally bit the monkey.
2. Bre is such a bitch! She bit the monkey!
2. Bre is such a bitch! She bit the monkey!
by Kell Bell 4 ever December 15, 2003
A physical feeling, usually experienced by involuntary celibates, where one is so horny that they are unable to focus on anything other than their unsatisfied sexual urges, and experience uncomfortable tension so intense that they actually grind their teeth
by Rorkus Funkster October 29, 2014
The name referring to a big titted woman who is obnoxious, lumpish, dense, brainless, and overall unfortunate.
"Oh god I can't stand the sound of her voice, Bits must be talking"
"I don't mean to pull a bits on you but this sentence needs more CLARITY"
"I don't mean to pull a bits on you but this sentence needs more CLARITY"
by classmate_humour December 02, 2011
used as a loud expression by someone who has had a bit he will burst out with a "got a bit on" then you shall know he or she is off there tits
by Sir Richard Moog April 16, 2006
When the sheer girth of one's man tit not only extends forward putting to shame the likes of Pam Anderson and Denise Milani but also protrudes from the back creating back to front symmetry that no human should be able to naturally display.
Check the bits on that guy. I never thought I would ever be so turned on by back fat! Is that weird?
by MB83 January 12, 2011
"backon bit": 1.is a basically a cop that doesnt have a fucking clue what hes job is or was ever about for example.......
ohk my friend nick yells out "bacon bits"
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad
just as a cop drove by.
the cop slammed on the brakes.
he got out of his car and
asked "what did you say?"
nick "bacon bits" that cop was mad
by brian rainey October 28, 2006