That person who always knows what's wrong with your computer as you watched too much porn/are a sucker for pop-ups. Seemingly solves any issue with ease.
by ldf13 July 5, 2011
When one is bored and lonely so one masturbates with a thumb wedged knuckle-deep into one's own anus.
by J. M. Fuhqueny November 5, 2023
by coqnbalz December 19, 2022
Used when referencing a booty hole; derived from the act of inserting your thumb in someone’s ass while doing it from behind.
by BraveheartX January 21, 2021
people who stick just their thumbs in their pockets or belts and leave their other fingers hanging out
Man 1: man look at that stupid thumb puncher
Man 2: i know right he looks so stupid
Man 1: what a retard
Man 2: i know right he looks so stupid
Man 1: what a retard
by pseudonym bitchass mofo April 17, 2021
ur absolutely in love w ur ex
by im obsessed w green eyes August 5, 2022