turkey thighs

one who has thighs like a turkey i.e. THICKE thighs

"dammmnnnnnn look at that girl... she got sum turkey thighs!"

"that Jaqi girl has some hot ass turkey thighs..."

by Amanuel White December 19, 2008

Thigh Pie

A delicious dish consisting of a tender pastry and filling (as of fruit or meat). Often enjoyed in accompanyment of a hearty serving of pork sword on the side.

"What that you say? You'd like me to bring you a delicious serving of thigh pie to go with that gigantic pork sword side dish? Are your sure your appetite is large enough for such a robust meal?"

by fatbrain June 9, 2003

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003

thighknees

where the fat on the thigh overlaps the knee

My teacher's thighs are so fat, she has thighknees.

by corechan July 22, 2006

Thighling

Accidentally calling someone because your unlocked cell phone pressed against your leg.

Make sure you lock your cell phone. Thighling your wife while hanging out with your girlfriend can have negative consequenses on your marriage.

by lilstew5 November 24, 2009

Thighmonds

Thighmonds are the hot, sticky result of any sexual encounter in which the "pull out" method of birth control is employed and the male finds his release spillng all over his partners upper legs. Essentially it is the southern hemispheres answer to "the pearl necklace" of the northern territories.

"I can't believe you slept with him. You did use protection. Right?"
"Well..."
"You're kidding, right?"
"Well, he said he'd wear a condom and then, before I knew what was happening, he sprayed me like an alley cat yelling 'Yeah, baby, yeah! Thighmonds are a girls best friend!' and then he fell asleep on top of me."
"You sure can pick 'em, can't you?"
"Bitch."

by Aulderath January 19, 2013

thigh cunt

a hole in the thigh, resembling or similar to a vagina or other useable orifice.

She had surgery, and the incision in her leg was so deep, it was a thigh cunt.

by thigh cunt January 23, 2013