thomas the dank

Only the most mlg train out there!

Man Thomas the Dank Engine is the most dank person I know.

by EpicRygy August 12, 2016

thomas lai

The dude that is always down to fucking party and buss down thotiana. He’s smart, athletic, and gets decent grades. Track Star.

Jordan: yo we need something lit to be in this party?

Michael: I know what we need. A Thomas Lai.

by Thomas Lye March 30, 2020

thomas pesman

a soviet cookie that only eats maccas because it is the only red and yellow food company he can find this is why he is obese.

share with me or ill get thomas pesman to sit on you

by meowue March 9, 2020

Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

thomas Hadley

the coolest dude ever PERIOD yeah he gets those

i just had a Thomas Hadley

by mista biggs March 27, 2011

jade thomas

an absolute slut

jade thomas is such a white bitch!! i hate her.

by scoliosisheadass October 17, 2019

Thomas Wilkins

stupid fat 6’4 canadian retard that lives in Ardrossan, Alberta, Canada. Also Ezra is 2000000x better than him!

Hey look, it’s Thomas Wilkins, LINCH HIM!

by big stepp_6969 August 29, 2021