Ginger Theory

The hypothesis that ginger women are far more likely to take it up the arse than blondes or brunettes.

Lets see if I can prove the ginger theory on that redhead at the bar.

by el lager December 11, 2011

Geyer's theory

Function: Noun
Etymology: Hectorian
Definition: A scientific term coined by the scientist Kyle Geyer.
The theory states that, in all circumstances related to earth,
1."3+chair=house"
2."house-chair=3"
3."house-3=chair"

"No, According to Geyer's theory, you're equation fails to address a number of variables!"

by E May 13, 2005

just a theory

A pathetic tactic employed by creationists who strive at reminding us the obvious.

Evolutionary biologist: "Observation indicates that we evolved from lower organisms..."

Creationist: "This is just a theory."

Evolutionary biologist: "Of course it's just a theory. Am I expected to be omniscient?"

by Arjer September 21, 2007

Universal Theory

The idea that the universe can be represented as a mathematical equation with a series of variables. Whoever would be lucky enough to discover this equation would literally have control over the universe and every aspect of chance involved in it.

And in 1996, man first accepted the possibility of a universal theory.

by L05 June 21, 2009

The Vanesonian Theory

Theory that individuals not learning of their sickness are not sick at all. More specifically, if a person is not aware that they have cancer, they will not die of it. The human mind sends endorphins throughout the body, once it is aware of its condition forcing the body to accept the sickness. If the mind is never aware, it cannot send these endorphins; therefore: Prolonging death.

There are no stories of people who have died of cancer, when they didn't know that they had the disease, Only stories of people dying in a short time after being diagnosed. Live longer: Don't see your doctor. Obey the Vanesonian Theory

by Thoerize June 26, 2006

Cat Theory

The Cat Theory....

A cat chases, catches, plays with, tortures, then kills, and finally eats a rat. That is how cats act/behave.

The celebrity and sometimes mainstream media, the rag mags, and their online sites....chase and catch a story or person that is bad/toxic......play with that story/person......torture (suck the money out of featuring) that story/person......AND when that story/person can't make the media any more money......they finally kill and eat (destroy) that toxic story/person!

The Octomom is living proof of the cat theory; she is being used by the media and will be destroyed WHEN the time comes that she can't make much money for them. Actually, the destruction has already begun.

The balloon boy parents are another example of the cat theory in action.

by Peanut Santiago October 21, 2010

Blackburn Theory

The theory that something has happened that really shouldn't have due to invisible or improbable circumstances. The term derived it's name from the English Premier League team Blackburn Rovers winning the Premiership - the fact that that particular team won anything is nothing short of a miracle. It can also be used for example when achieving something highly unlikely in explaining any outside forces that may have helped.

"England won the World Cup? Blackburn Theory, that can't be right."

by PurplePingu December 28, 2006