Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.

1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"

by F.Underwood December 22, 2015

Booker T Washington

Booker T Washington was an American educator and founded the first African American high school in Houston. The school is still open and is part of the Houston Independent School District. The school is amazing. Great teachers and a great environment. A really good school, except for a football team that lost every game, horrible receptionists, girls that do nothing but weed, and a principal that is a black and bald version of the G Man.

The new MCU phase is a hit and miss, its a big meh like the Booker T Washington High School.

by HalfA_Brick November 19, 2021

Pulling a George Washington

V/ To work from home... Named after the fact that George Washington was the only president to never ACTUALLY live in the white house. Instead, he governed from Mount Vernon!

Once, I forgot to hand in my work for French... Good job the lesson was on Thursday, and my then-teacher of French liked pulling a George Washington on Fridays.

by Itz Rob November 27, 2016

Washington Summer

Asphyxiation

"Chuck had a cherry pit go down the wrong pipe, almost had a Washington Summer!"

by HalfPastEight September 10, 2022

Washington Chili Bowl

Involves a dildo wrapped in vegan bacon and hash oil, a corded telephone, some hot sauce and an anus. A close cousin to the Texas Chili Bowl.

He gave me a Washington Chili Bowl. As a man, I was a little startled, but we both went to the University of Washington so it made sense.

by Texas Hook 'Em February 1, 2024

Washington George

The first president of the united states

Washington George moaned, he "celebrated" winning the first ever presidential election by boning his wife.

by pseudonym moaned November 29, 2020

Washington Apple Picker

The act of ripping off another person's dingleberries (dried fecal matter, hanging from ass hair), and baking them in an oven. The dingleberries are then coated in the person's semen, and eaten as a crunchy snack.

Man 1: "Yo dude, wanna try out the Washington Apple Picker?
Man 2: "Hell yeah! Fire up the oven!"

by the one and only dunce September 9, 2025