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Status Clown

Someone who plays with words or pulls up people on social media posts for small careless grammatical errors, often done for jest or to be awkward.
Person 1: did you see Danny's Facebook the other day?

Person 2: yeah when highlighted someone should have used a comma!?

Person 1: man, he's a status clown.
by dajs90 May 8, 2014
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fan status

Fan Status refers to one's dedication to a team or band. It usually means that one is willing to perform oral sex with said team or band but can mean full-on intercourse and or other sexual favors.
Kelly B. achieved full-on fan status on her knees with the lead singer!
by JousterIII May 30, 2021
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hoskey status

Having achieved the status of ultimate slut. Being epicly nasty.
You know that girl that slept with 6 guys in one night? Yeah. Hoskey status.
by Blunttrauma1090 January 14, 2011
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Status traffic

the inability to get information to people via facebook due to a numerous amount of comments/posts coming into their status or wall
John: I was gonna tell Rachel happy birthday over facebook, but there was too much status traffic so i held off until later
by fasthandseddie April 26, 2011
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Shady Status

When a white boy(or girl) acts like the stereo-typical black person such as the rapper Slim Shady-Eminem. Basically when a white person does something like, spit out a sick rhyme, gets in a gang war, or just acts like someone that's hood also known as a wankster.
Bill: man i popped a cap in his A*s just to shut him up then all the hunnies came a runnin, i took this fine dime home

Malik: Daang, white boy! thats straight shady status!
by KatCard July 29, 2011
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carrot status

when you're pissed off at your significant other, so instead of giving him sweet treats such as jolly ranchers, you give him carrots. gross.
He was on carrot status, so he didn't get laid last weekend.
by vishuzzbabe77 January 2, 2011
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idgitory Status

Having the status of being an idgit (idiot)
"Oh my god dad! did you here about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?"
"really? idgitory status."
by theheem April 16, 2019
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