cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 08, 2017

Ultimate Squeeze

A female whose beauty can not be measured due to how hot they are. This beauty is typically defined by sexual characteristics and is thought to only exist in certain areas, but most will say it’s a mythical creature or fantasy.

I spotted the ultimate squeeze at the University of Tennessee.

The ultimate squeeze does not exist lower your standards.

by Jxmperzz June 27, 2023

dick squeeze

A person that’s just being dumb or annoying.

Also asswipe

Example One;
Paul: *pulls Johns hair*
John: Yo Paul you’re a fucking dick squeeze for that

Example Two;
Nickolas: Oh shit I had the grinder in my pocket the whole time
Daniel: how didn’t you realize it was in your pocket you fucking dick squeeze

by Coupeex150 January 02, 2024

Squeeze cup

Frozen kool-aid or fruit juice in a plastic or styrofoam cup, usually sold by the local candy lady in the neighborhood.

Mike: I'm going to the candy lady house to get a pineapple squeeze cup !

Red: Okay, bring me a pineapple squeeze cup and two pickle eggs.

by Real Phacts June 28, 2020

Squeezing the straw

an activity people engage in for the pleasure of getting their straw squeezed😏

Bautista likes squeezing the straw. The straw is his

by appleeeegirlll July 14, 2024

log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force

I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.

by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023

jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.

hey look it's jack my main squeeze the terrorist

by jsbshhahaha bahah June 29, 2019