Snail

A man that has low testosterone, erectile dysfunction, & a stuffy nose/sinus issues. Could be referred to as “A Gary” as in Sponge Bobs friend.
Actual Name _____Gary (nickname because _____ is a “snail” almost an asexual .

“What’s Gary up to ? Is he still being a cuckold?”

“Girl, you mean he is a snail, no wonder you need a vibrator. Damn.”
by Rasheda September 19, 2022
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One sticky boi. Don't lick em tho... you could get meningitis. Slow creatures that will frick up ur garden. Others use the term "snail" to describe the speed of a person or an object. Some types of snails can be kept as pets. I have 5 pet snails. Jeremy, Jerry Seinfeld, Avery, Memphis, and Sheldon.
Dude 1: Yo Dawg.. *hits blunt* that car is as slow as a caterpillar
Dude 2: * hits snail * W A I T
Do NOT look down here.....

I'm warning u

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by None Of Ur Beezwax December 28, 2018
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The greatest animals on this planets
I love snails even though they are slow I still love them
by Ican2 June 16, 2022
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When you ejaculate in a girl and she proceeds to rub her vagina on the floor leaving a trail
"Careful where you walk man, gave Sandy the old snail trail last night
by Rapture ballz July 26, 2017
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Fucking worst possible thing to exist
Paulio: I love snails

God: *Smites Paul*

Also God: I didnt mean to make snails.
by PaganDwarf April 07, 2019
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The Snail is the all powerful. Bow to the snail, and may Snail bless you all.
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