Open Seat

When a person has one headphone in and one headphone out, trying to provoke someone to listen to the music with them.

Tim: Yo this is such a great song....
Eric: Open seat?

by BannannaGun January 20, 2011

sniff a bicycle seat

to be unsuccessful, usually in a competitive endeavor; to lose, often under unfortunate or exasperating circumstances.

Al Gore got half a million more popular votes than George W. Bush in the 2000 election, but since Bush won more electoral votes that sent Bush to the White House and left Gore to sniff a bicycle seat.

by Anthony Brancato August 23, 2003

albanian love seat

when two men sit shoulder to shoulder right next to each other facing in opposite directions masturbate each other. The fact that eye contact is not made makes this move not gay.

Stephen and I did the "albanian love seat last night."

by captain donkey punch May 17, 2010

back seat drive

During anal sex you grab your woman's arms and drive her around like a truck. Make sure you don't turn too hard or she wiil bend you in half.

Timmy: Dude! I was totally back seat driving your mom yesterday!
Jimmy: SWEEEEEEET! ME TOO!
Anonymous: I love to back seat drive.

by ; D May 13, 2008

Back Seat Sniffing

A Guy who when he gets in your car the first thing he does if sniff the back seat for pussy juice cause he nows u tapped the old ladys ass last night .

Damm , Dude Quit back seat sniffing .

by Boogieman October 8, 2004

Box Seat Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while defecating in the upper tank of a toilet. A combination of Upper Decker and Blumpkin, also know as Top Shelf Blumpkin.

Billy is a legend, he got a box seat blumpkin from Suzy last night right after the party.

by supergenious July 20, 2009

seated at my right

"Seated at my right hand".

See right hand man

"And my son, seated at my right"

Said Don Vitole, before he breathed his last.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004