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Chinese finger foreskin method

An ancient Chinese fighting tactic where the aggressor uses his foreskin to wrap around the fingers of the aggressed and subdue them.

This is an ancient tactic being 3000 years old and being used by maser Xao-Wrang Chao, the 3rd temple of the Panda Family.
Master Lee Hao Shufu: Oooh... I can sense the Chinese finger foreskin method is strong with you.
by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025
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Dj Method

It is a way of masturbating. It means to rub your possy like a Dj rubs his CD's.
Emma: I used the DJ Method last night and it felt amazing
Peter: Ayo wth??
by Youdkmeeee February 1, 2025
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Makeup method

When a girl is on her period and you dip and rub your balls around in the blood and then swing them back and forth smacking the girl in the face and henceforth making splotches of “makeup”.
Yeah bro she let me do the makeup method!
by Lillpumpkin February 2, 2025
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Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.
Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025
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The Sock Method

The action that someone does to hatch eggs on Pokémon Go. By putting their phone in a sock, swinging it around at a moderate tempo, while also probably binging Pokémon Journeys…. Other methods include attaching the sock to a ceiling fan, a beloved pet Fido, or your helpful roomba robot. The sock method can be altered to satisfy any GameFreaks egg hatching needs. As long as your phone is in a sock, the method is being performed correctly.

To increase efficiency, toggling your Wi-Fi connection on and off as well as ACTUALLY WALKING OUTSIDE works just as well.
Oh just ignore Koda, he’s trying to hatch all the 10km eggs on PokemonGo before the next community day. The sock method seems to work really well, but they should honestly just go on a real walk and touch the grass.
by PPMoneyBags1127 February 15, 2025
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Fitzy Method

lodging your vape pen in the tip of your penis and hitting a blinker until you release and your semen and the smoke ooze out
I was bored last night and I used the Fitzy Method
by Vewwycool February 20, 2025
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Jyro Method

Having feels for you hbs ex and wanting to fuck with them.
“Why you want my ex now?” “Thats the Jyro method.”
by Jajajajdpa February 20, 2025
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