Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

Leo Martin

Someone you can seriously love. He is amazing at art and has good taste in music; he prefers to read/analyze music lyrics instead of the chords that play in the background. He is extremely considerate and can never say no, (which he thinks is a burden) but is seriously heartwarming. We know he tries hard, and everyone has always admired the large spectrum of stuff he could put his mind to, and the outcome will be great. Everyone hopes one day they can tell him how they feel but they feel like he is too good for anyone. To any of the Leo Martins out there, hope you know that the world knows of your efforts and that you are loved.

I have never heard of anyone going by that, the only Martin I know is Leo Martin.

by ASafetyPin April 19, 2022

Martin Martini

A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.

"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)

by Jim brown eye August 17, 2016

paris martin

One of the finest sexiest most beautiful girls in the whole entire world if she’s in your life your truly blessed she’s flawless and perfect in every way

Paris Martin is like water after a blunt

by Owner of cantaloupe October 18, 2018

Nutty Martin

A Nutty Martin is when a female has cashews in her vagina and a man eats it out of her vagina

The only nut I busted that night was from a nutty martin

by JoelTrolls June 6, 2018

Martin Tyler

Martin Tyler is a famous football commentator well known for his improvisation (Agueroooooooo!), voice cracks, Extremely Repetitive FIFA 17 commentary and knowledge of football

"And it's hard to top the commentary Martin Martin Tyler" - Alan Smith

by Samwise_gamgee2 November 30, 2022

toby martin

really cool slender guy with intellect above all

wow i wish i was like toby martin

by poggggggy June 23, 2021