The Shawnee Alien

An infamous figure in Shawnee High School History, known for actively terrorizing students in the 2023-2024 school year. He is not special needs or anything he just feeds off of fear.

His crimes include:

- Waffle stomping
- Flashing people in the courtyard
- Naked splits in the locker room

- Bear crawling around the cafeteria
- Farting in people’s faces (“cup of soup”)
- Barking at people in the hallways
- Getting the wrestling team banned from the locker room
- Throwing out shit underwear in gym trash can
- Letting a dollar marinate in his ass crack then giving it to a freshman
- Walking in naked on the basketball team
- Running around locker room jacking it
- Parking lot fight where he k/o’d the other guy

List of objects The Shawnee Alien has shoved up his ass:
- Alien keychain
- Shaving cream bottles
- Any type of currency you can think of
- Rocks
- His brother’s toothbrush

- His fingers
- Fish pebbles
- A metal cube (stained afterwards)
- Bottles

The Shawnee Alien walked at graduation by some miracle and is somehow attending college as of Winter 2025

“I can’t wait to go into the locker room I’m sure my freshman wrestling season is gonna be great!”

“DUDE WAIT DON’T FUCKING GO IN THERE THE SHAWNEE ALIEN IS LURKING”

by Luke Choadwalker March 4, 2025

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Mr Alien

Mr Alien is a memorable fellow in iconicmoments social media, especially on tiktok.
He is usually being thrown around to release iconics built up anger from talking to Callum Haughey, but it's ok as he is an inflatable alien from amazon, with clones in inflatable stores.
There's been roughly 5 aliens+ featured on the tiktok channel over the year, plus an inflatable penguin

His most noticeable starred role Is in iconicmoments "substitute teacher" series on tiktok as student #1 where he gets put in a suitcase for misbehaving.

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The Dreaming Alien watches people prance around as fulfil their lives with emotions. After all, If life is but a dream, why so serious?

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