Counting worms

Dead. Deceased. In the grave.

"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

Worm hole

To stick your finger in potting mix before sticking it in someones ears.

Time to give someone a worm hole!

by Loopt March 4, 2017

silly worm

a man that is very attractive and awesome and swag

silly worm is so cool

by Not trk June 23, 2021

Worm Heart

The fatter region of the penis, typically found towards the mid-shaft-section.

The worm heart bears its name from the bulge in an earth worm where the heart resides. It is a rare sight, but a real lethal weapon.

Bro: "Dude what's that fuckin' bulge?"
Me: "Don't worry about me bro. That's just my worm heart."

Me: "Dude Kelly was loving that worm heart last night"
Chris: "Damn man, I wish I had a worm heart"

by ChrisRickyandtheBillyBoys October 25, 2012

fur worm

The fore arms of a cat when said cat is laying on its back enjoying a vigorous petting.

Watch out, or those fur worms will cut you!

by furwormer March 1, 2011

schlong worm

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

by NiggaJONES August 5, 2012

woolly worm

When a partner defecates a tubular turd on a hairy chest. A variation of this would be an easter basket, where a partner defecates small pellet like turds on a hairy chest.

My girl gave me a woolly worm last night that won't wash off.

by Adam D-z nuts Clark November 11, 2006