cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

Trumpeting

The act of promoting pro trump propaganda in places that it does not belong to the exasperation of others.

Trumpeter in game chat: Honestly there is so much proof that Biden actually lost the elect-

Teammate: CAN YOU STOP FUCKING TRUMPETING I'M TRYING TO PLAY A GAME HERE

by Youhaveviolatedthelaw February 16, 2021

Trumpets of Jericho

A sexual act when a person is eating their partners ass, then the partner will hover their asshole just in front of the person preforming the act. This person will then open their mouth so their partner can fart into the open cavity creating a slight echo reverberating back out of their mouth.

I was eating this girls ass and she told me to open my mouth because she was gonna give me the Trumpets of Jericho, Ive never had someone do that, im in love

by NCDeadpool79 April 14, 2025

Trumpet

Trump puppet

Hey, you see this Amy Coney Barrett? She's just a Trumpet - he can get her to do whatever the hell he likes - no questions!

by Shapeless September 26, 2020

Trumpet Trunks

One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants

She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!

by Drinky McDrinkface August 19, 2022

slidey trumpet

Just a trombone

Guy: Hey, that's a nice slidey trumpet you got there

Trumbonist: It's a trombone.

Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!

by DaRedShatter March 13, 2018

Trumpet

A trump supporter that doesnt actually know anything about politics but views Donald Trump as a mascot for their ignorance. They are very vocal about despising "fake liberal news" but will unquestionably believe any rumor or conspiracy that trump tweets. They can go on a 10 minute rant about hillary clinton eating babies for superpowers and with a straight face call you a sheep afterwards. Most view education as a "liberal hoax" and avoid it like the plague. They may or may not be associated with Qanon

Man, that trumpet over their is having a meltdown over having to wear a mask at a grocery store.

by HillaryEatsBabies November 6, 2020