soft salad

1. a salad containing non-crisp lettuce, mushy tomatoes, fetta cheese, hard boiled eggs, blue cheese

2. a person who is excessively "soft"; usually lacking moral fiber or anyone form STRONG Island

I could go for a soft salad right now

Quit being a soft salad and finish your beer

by E (dot) O (dot) May 21, 2010

Trapaholic salad

A large amount of weed.
(around 7 grams or more)

boy: oh boi, i just got my self a trapaholic salad
girl: yay, we gonna get so frazzed tonight

by Sir ammi June 19, 2017

salad toke

An underground way of asking or implying smoking marijuana; This definition only should be in reference to smoking herbs, hence the word salad.

Yo, are you down to get some salad toke?

by lets nina dance October 22, 2009

Candle salad

When a birthday candle is inserted into the urethra of an erect penis and allowed to drip wax down the side of the cock.

It was his first time trying the candle salad. It went down slowly and smoothly and he was delighted when it was all done.

by bertha_bumcakes December 14, 2021

Knuckle Salad

Eating out an ass riddled with hemorrhoids.

My wise got the worst case of piles after her pregnancy. So analingis was a delicious knuckle salad till the swelling went down.

He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020

strip salad

A salad with breaded chicken strips. If you can get past the fact you're eating deep fried chicken on your salad, you're most likely putting a mountain of ranch dressing on it to make it equally unhealthy. The perfect million calorie salad.

Commonly served at Chick-fil-A and many other fine restaurants.

I'm trying to lose weight so I only eat strip salads with extra ranch dressing.

by JohnRyder June 12, 2007

Nigger Salad

Bucket of kfc or popeyes fried chicken

Tyler and rob just ate 2 nigger salads
i'd kill for a nigger salad after a long day out on the lake
when we get done boggin, we should pick up a nigger salad and listen to a david allan coe cd

by Chip Slickstuff November 30, 2010