Swedish flicker gooning

Swedish flicker gooning is the practice of putting multiple IKEA meatballs down your urethra until they reach the bladder. Once your bladder is filled you may now take the first flight to Malmö, Rosengård (Zlatan Ibrahimovic's birthplace). Upon your arrival you must go to the nearest bus stop and get on the first communal bus. Once on the bus you will need to sit next to a stranger and start aggressively sucking the meatballs out of your bladder. Once all of the meatballs are out of your urethra you may start to flick the tip of your penis and say "oh Zlatan Ibrahimovic bless all of Rosengård with my seed and cleanse it of all evil". When you finally reach climax you must scream like someone just brutally severed your limbs. This will be your best climax and you will not be able to top it, even if you try doing the same thing again.

Yooo, I tried Swedish flicker gooning this weekend and it was marvellous, have you tried it before?
Nah, but I have been meaning to for a while now. But I can't find the confidence for it.
You've gotta try it man, it was the best experience of my life.

by Hduzk January 11, 2025

Swedish marketplace

Swedish marketplace stands for piracy or an illegitimate source for acquiring digital goods.

– Where can I get this game for cheap?
– Off of Swedish marketplace.

by An Urban Librarian November 6, 2024

Swedish fish

When a Swedish man puts food in his foreskin and makes his partner eat it out while it smells like fish

I got Swedish fished yesterday it was great

Your boyfriend is so good at giving Swedish fish

by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025

swedish card swipe

the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack

oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe

by Mustela February 6, 2023

Swedish crashout

When an individual of Swedish origin loses their temper and has a crash out, typically involving verbal insults, slurs, or disparaging remarks toward a person who has made them upset.

person 1: "Did you hear? Leffen called someone he lost against in Guilty Gear a gay retard again."
person 2: "Ah, that sounds like a typical Swedish crashout."

by NaranJuice August 4, 2024

Swedish

Swedish is the name of swedens speakouts.

swedish "people" prefer xnxx instand of pornhub

1st - You know Magnus Uggla?
2th - what?
1st - The SWEDISH, MOTHERFUCKER SINGER MAGNUS UGGLA.
2th - oh, ofcourse. Yes.

by Mayor, MeMe. October 23, 2019

Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person)

A Permanent Holiday Swede (PHS) is a Swedish person that has lived abroad and has moved back to Sweden. Swedish people are very introverted but when on holiday they tend to posses a much more outward-going personality. A PHS will be a very social person when it comes to meeting new people.

“Wow that guy is so cool, I bet he’s a Permanent holiday Swede (swedish person).

by Pmoney7 March 25, 2024