Kermit the Log is the most depressed frog in a log in a shoot you will ever meet. He is often terrorized by demonic unicorns and retarded frogs. He has a pet named Kermit the Dog, who will bite anything he sees that moves.
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Guy 1: man I am hella hungry rn I could seriously use a Boston log
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Guy 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
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Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
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Steve: Yo Mike how do you want my girl to prepare your vegetables?
Mike: Com'on Steve, you know I only eat greens if they are butter logged!
Steve: True true, no doubt me too!
Mike: Com'on Steve, you know I only eat greens if they are butter logged!
Steve: True true, no doubt me too!
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