LAD

A member of a group based on the internet that are always cocky, arrogant & drunk. They tend to be unemployed with ginger hair and freckles. Usually plump.

Shall we log on and chat to the lads?

by buckfastunited December 7, 2013

scran it lad

a phrase used to permit someone to devour the absolute living shit out of a piece of food

person 1 - 'scran it lad'
perston 2 (lad) - *proceeds to scran it*

by subwaysurfer March 29, 2022

The lads

The most interesting group of 11 guys you’ll ever meet. Out of that 11, 1 is always hœørny and at least 2 are simps, 1 cry baby, 1 short one(with even shorter shlong) 1 good boy and 1 bad boy, the gamer, the sweet 1, 1 missionary, and to retards that are lowkey kinda funny when bullying the short gym rat, and gym rat. Oh yea at least 8 are weeeeeebs and gym rat watches hentai🤮(no judgement bro)🤮

Girl 1: I’m bored let’s go hang with that group of boys “the lads”
Girl 2: why not we got nothing better to do and the most interesting stuff happens when around these weeeeeebs

by Taco_RobElChipo October 5, 2020

Facebook Lad

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.

Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.

by darkfish June 10, 2011

Confey lads

Confey lads are the maddest cunts in Ireland they are the number 1 gang in Ireland they have shanks by their dicks and they give themselves circumcisions and they fucked up the Lucan lads yup Confey don’t fuck w em gang shit

Confey lads are a different breed

by fartquad breezy September 21, 2019

Clean lad

The lad on board an Royal Navy T class submarine of the highest status with his daddylad. This lads been made a lad and has been gooched. However, some lads claim to be clean even though they are not - these lads yearn for a daddylad but are yet to be claimed as a lad.

Sailor A: Look at that clean lad over there shippers!

Sailor B: Blimey, he's been made a lad out of and gooched by the looks of it. I bet his daddylad is so very very proud, now get the wets in.

Sailor C: But look at that lad over there! He's strutting around pretending he's the shit but we all know he's not even been claimed yet.

by Sticky_Green September 16, 2021

Ah lads

A word used to describe something shocking, surprising or generally "gas". Can be used in many different scenarios. Typically used and understood in Dublin, Ireland.

Ah lads did you see what he just done?!

by Basicallyyourmasyourda April 6, 2020