Boris Johnson

Occasional spokesperson for President Dominic Cummings of the United Kingdom.

Is Boris Johnson going to do the briefing this time or will we have to attribute it to "Downing Street source" again?

by Muckr October 22, 2020

Hot Johnson

When someone takes a shit on another person's chin, typically of, but is not limited to the opposite sex. This can occur before or after sex.

I took a hot johnson on that bitch last night

by Notorious M.I.G. November 2, 2008

mr. johnson

Many Lesbian's name for thier strap-on or dildo.

We named our strap-on Mr. Johnson after reading the name of our lubricant, Doc Johnson.

by SexayJessi July 12, 2006

jack johnson

1. one of the most amazing musicians in the world, also a surfer who used to ride for Quicksilver, he was born in Hawaii and he made 2 of the greatest surf films ever: september sessions, and thicker than water. also hes really hottttt and awesome.....

it would be awesome if i got to chill backstage with JACK JOHNSON when i go to his show in september

by banana pancakes March 1, 2005

the magic Johnson

the act in which one has 3 sluts, 2 sluts spinning with there cunts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last slut spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson

"last night I was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the bitches thought they were honourary globe trotters."

by alycie orchlair January 29, 2009

betsey johnson

THE VERY BEST DESIGNER BRAND EVER!!!!! next to juicy that is. kinda overpriced but for people with taste and high fashion!!

PERSON 1: hey i love ur shoes whered you get them?
PERSON 2: o theyre betsey johnson, brand new!!!
PERSON 1: no way im SOOOOOOO jealous!!

by Caylee January 15, 2008

Miss Johnson

A desperately ugly woman that cant get laid due to having a face like a grieving cod.

"Shes so desperate to get laid"
Yes, "she does Miss Johnson badly" the ugly swamp donkey.

by bbksurfacing January 4, 2019