Hamster

Something that you shove up your ass when you're horny

I just shoved an entire fucking hamster up my asshole

by . February 11, 2022

Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).

I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.

by StatDoc May 14, 2025

Hamster

A gerbal that is just the perfect size, and shape to forcefully shove up someones ass.

Person 1: "Hey man you got a buttplug?"
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."

by Areeloth November 14, 2022

Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley

My friend’s name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024

Thirsty Hamster

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.

Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.

by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024

The Hamster

When a man lies over the sunroof of a car, thus exposing their penis to be sipped from as if it were a hamster getting a drink of water.

“I took her to the Cheesecake Factory and she was so excited she wanted to give me the hamster right there in the parking lot.

by Rocky Mudds February 20, 2024

The Glass Hamster

The Glass Hamster was a Youtuber Between the years 2014-2019. The Youtube channel never got popular. The Youtube Channel had a small but loyal fanbase.

The Channel later became part of a media organization.

Who remembers the glass hamster, that was a lame YouTube Channel.

by WednesdayBoii May 20, 2019