Hairy toes

Having hairy toes on females means that she is SEXY AF!

Boy 1 She has the hairiest toes ever!!
Boy 2 I know right!
Boy 1 wait, how do you know?!
Boy 2 I f**ked her you idiot!!

'Hairy toes is awesome!' Exclaimed Lily with a grin

by OMG it's varli! July 2, 2019

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hairy Bellafonte

a hairy back or hairy body part (joke on the musician Harry Bellafonte)

good lord he has a hairy bellafonte

by beglebite May 29, 2009

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Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 26, 2006

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hairy twat

1.)a rugby player

2.)a wet bolognia flower

3.)a not-so-nice insult

guy 1) Hey do you know that kid tyler?
guy 2) Yeah, he's the hairy twat right?

Kyle Holland will never get into a hairy twat

Kyle won't get any hairy twat because he's such a fucking hairy twat.

by Tim Gesell October 31, 2003

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Hairy eye

Like a stink eye but more of a snobby look up & down the whole body with a poop sniff mouth.

That bitch looked at me like her ass was a cream puff & everyone wanted a bite & gave me the hairy eye, what a sluntbag.

by SpinSugar Shannon (aka CREAM) April 27, 2008

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1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.

"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."

by Mike Hawk, Esquire March 18, 2003

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