(DrDisastor) I worked with a guy who was down on his luck. He was really a strange guy but was nice enough that I didn't think anything of him. The poor bastard would walk several miles to work but never missed a shift. A few of us would pick him up/drop him off when the weather was bad or we felt like it. One night dropping him off we got to talking about the ladies at work and who we thought were attractive. He mentions he only really likes this one girl and with a cold realistic tone and stare tells me "And if you say anything I WILL kill you.". Riiiiight, NP man your secret is safe with me.
Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.
(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
Fast forward a few months and creep just stops showing up to work. After some light digging we find he has been arrested for kidnapping, false imprisonment, and theft of a snake. Apparently he reconnected with an ex-GF and broke into her apartment, stole her pet snake, CAME BACK, jumped her and tied her up all the while wearing a fake cop outfit. No clue how he got caught or WTF actually happened. Dude had priors and was locked up for some time for that.
(Duke__Leto) The stolen pet snake makes this story completely credible because it’s such an unnecessary and random detail in the story.
(A_Voe) I officially coin the term faking the snake. Fake the snake: to add in a small specific detail in order to make your lie seem more convincing.
(Comments from Reddit thread: reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp73931/)
by IkarusIkarus November 2, 2017
Get the Faking the Snakemug. Analogous to Cock Tease: An attractive girl who is flirtatious and appears to be easy to close but always ends up backing out at the last minute.
Speaker 1: "omg look at all these sloots at the club tonight"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
Speaker 2: "nah dude, they're all fake sloots...they'll just make you buy drinks and then dip out"
Speaker 1: "I hate fake sloots!"
by pkallday2012 February 11, 2012
Get the Fake Slootmug. Example of "Fake Statistics".
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"
Bill, "Hey dude, did you know that 39% of jocks in our school are school are gay?!"
Victor, "LOLWUT"
by Jerio November 8, 2009
Get the Fake Statisticsmug. Fake Xanax is Xanax that has been laced with fentanyl. Fentanyl is very dangerous and 0.25 of it could even kill you.
by Lockernumber244 May 21, 2019
Get the Fake Xanaxmug. He always follows crib around and if you want to know where he is just look for crib. 7.5 inches and still growing but really he is only 0.5 inch. His name is Flynn M
by Tom smellvy June 12, 2019
Get the Fake cribmug. A boy that you knew for a while and they are overprotective and they care about you and they mean but they can be nice a person you can talk to a person that will help you no matter what even if it’s not what you want to her basically some who care for you in a brother way
by Janaih January 28, 2019
Get the Fake Brothermug. When you ask a girl for her number and get a made up number or a number for a condom factory or African American Suicide Hotline
Guy 1: dude i just got this hot bitch's numbers.
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
Guy2: dude you got fake numbered that's the Trojan Condom Company's number
by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015
Get the fake numberedmug.