Ditch Puma

A ferrel cat that roams the ditches of rural areas. such as New Ulm, Minnesota

originally coined in Southern MN

person 1: "look at that stray cat."
person 2 :" idk looks kinda like a warthog."
person 3 : "nah man that's a majestic ditch puma!"

by itsmillertime122 June 12, 2021

ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.

Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.

by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010

Ditch-fox

A sewer rat, or perhaps 'gutter trash'. Old prussian slang for Berlin street boys used as sperm banks by the germanic aristocracy.

"Mein uncle vos a ditch-fox, unst his child vill be a ditch-fox as vell!"

by bubbleboy69420 March 15, 2018

Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.

I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.

by Shmoovin April 18, 2021

Ditch pig

A dirty 'ol unattractive you would take home from the pig scramble when the bar closes

Did you really take down that ditch pig from the bar last night?

by Jabroni37 February 5, 2021

Ditch Pickle

When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.

Damn, that gas station hot dog gave me so much gas I had to pull over and pitch a ditch pickle

by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023

Ditch

Australian/New Zealand slang for the Tasman Sea between the two countries often locally referred to as "The Ditch"

When will you be crossing the ditch? (as in travelling between Australia and New Zealand.

by Ackko September 10, 2022