alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.
My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.
by TheLeper March 20, 2018
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cactus cock

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock
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Cactus Cock

When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.
Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.
by Joosy Phroot December 05, 2022
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Cactus cock

It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair
I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!
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cactus fetus

1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.
1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.
by Kittune, Lord of Chickens January 03, 2016
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